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*I'm not a compleate idiot some parts are missing
*Don't interupt me when the voices are talking
*Your village just called there missing there idiot
*Jogging is for people who arn't intelligent enough to watch tv
*If being cute is a crime, i have the right to remain silent!
*Go talk to someone who actually cares!
*How do you drown a fish?
*True friends will always be friends, no matter what they do or how far away they go
*If guns kill people, can I blame mis-spelled words on my pencil?
*I aint shy i just don't like you
*I have a blackbelt in shopping
*Sarcasm is so you don't have to tell people what you REALLY think.
*God created men first, because you always need to make a rough draft before creating a masterpiece
*If you need space, join NASA baby!
*never eat singing fruit
*I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
*meteorologist: the only job where you
can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep your job
*I didn't lose my marbles i sold them on e-bay
*If at first you
don't suceed, maybe skydiving isn't for you!
*Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
*call me
butter cause i'm on a roll!
*If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
*I smile because I have
no idea whats going on...
*A bend in the road is not the end of the road, unless you fail to make the turn!
*Light travels
faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you speak to them.
*i'm melting... MELTING!!! oh no wait its
just the rain...
*cute but crazy! Things even out.
*Being clever can be exhausting- garfield
*If you can't say it
don't eat it
*Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.
*Caution: May have blonde moments so please use
small words and speak slowly.
*I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work.
